pastrymisha:

counting feathers and freckles: weatherers: anonymous submitted: Dean is surprised at how much…

weatherers:

anonymous submitted:

Dean is surprised at how much movement his new panties allow.

Boy shorts, he thinks they’re called. They’re tight, hugging his slim hips and rounding his already curvy bottom, clinging tight to his mid thigh and emphasizing his ass in a way he already knows Cas is going to love. The material is see-through and almost mesh like, and Dean is half-hard the entire day as he waits for Cas to come home.

Which is why when he pins the angel to the bed after he arrives home, it’s with a soft smirk on his lips that he peels his jeans off with slow, careful hands, lingering as they slide down his hips while he tosses a wink over his shoulder.

Cas is watching him with hooded eyes, those slim pale fingers that Dean loves so much already working on his own cock, his piercing blue gaze never leaving Dean for a second. It’s easy to crawl across the sheets and straddle him, sucking a wet kiss onto the angel’s pulse point with a groan.

A soft hiss leaves his lips when his panties are pushed to the side, a slick finger probing it’s way between his cheeks to stroke over the puckered rim of his asshole in a motion that tugs a whimper from deep within his belly.

“Get on with it,” He breathes, impatient, and Cas merely grunts while scissoring him open, wrapping his other hands around both their dicks and slowly jerking them off.

It’s amazing, but not what Dean wants. He wants to slide down onto Castiel’s cock and take him deep, wants to feel him from every angle, wants to be fucked so hard he’s going to have to go commando tomorrow to avoid chafing his sore ass.

With a huff, he pulls away from the insistent mouth of his own and positions himself on his lover’s lap, sinking down onto his dick in one slow, fluid movement, until Castiel is seated to the hilt.

“Dean,” Cas murmurs, and that’s all the encouragement he needs to start fucking himself down onto the cock inside him with a moan.

His panties are pushed almost all the way up now, so that only the plum head of his cock is peeking out, but Dean doesn’t give a fuck. He’ll never be over how good it feels to have Castiel inside him, how amazing it is to breathe Cas’s breath as the other man fills him up inside.

His thighs burn, lips pink and skin flushed as his rides the angel, sinking his nails into his own thighs while he slides up and down.

Cas thrusts up, hand twisting over Dean’s cock, and that’s it, game over, he’s spilling over the angel’s hand with a rough grunt and hoarse cry of his name.

He doesn’t respond; merely flips them so that Dean is weakly supporting himself on his hands and knees, legs trembling as he lifts his ass in the air to allow Cas a better angle.

Dean can tell his new panties are ruined already, but in the end, after Cas has finished inside him, he knows it was worth it.

(hi i’ve never written fic before but i love you so have this)

danneels:

#i don’t even know where the sub!dean ends and the sub!jensen begins (x)

(via overachievious)

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

(via thecorruptedquietone)

(via overachievious)

jared4teenchoice:

Jared Padalecki’s performance in season 8 of Supernatural, the last few episodes and the finale in particular, were, as most critics and reviews have stated, Emmy-worthy. Everyone knows Jared would have an Emmy for that if the CW would push SPN for Emmy consideration. But they do not. 

So it’s up to us, the fandom, to give him an actual award to show him how fucking perfect his acting was. And what more fitting an award than giving Jared a Teen Choice Award? That’s where Jared was discovered!

Nobody on this list deserves this more than Jared Padalecki right now. And that’s not a blight against the others. That’s a testament to how amazing his performance was. I’m sure Jensen would agree. Hell, I KNOW Jensen wold agree. He is, after all, Jared’s biggest champion and president of the Jared Padalecki Lovers Fanclub.

So come on, Fandom, go to http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/ lie about your age and let’s bring this home for our boy! 

(via overachievious)

jenneel:

dont say mean things about danneel ackles or i’ll light you on fire and laugh as you burn (◡‿◡✿)

(via lannsister)

sensitivehandsomeactionman:

the original mishamigos, Eric Kripke & Jeremy Carver, ep 4.03 DVD commentary

(via wingsofsupernatural)

divachester:

pastrymisha replied to your post: i need someone to write me a fic where instead of…

i just made the rudest noise

i imagine dean probably makes similar noises the first time they’re lying naked and he tells cas to go get that box of oreos sitting on the kitchen counter. and cas is all “i’m not going out there naked.” and dean’s all “then put on a pair of pants, jesus.” and when cas reaches for his pants dean tells him “no wait, here,” and throws his jeans at cas, “i wanna see you in those.”

but they won’t fit across his thighs, which neither of them expected, so dean puts his fingers through the belt loops and braces himself while cas hops up and down to wedge himself in.

and they don’t even bother trying to button them up haha yeah right.

and when cas comes back they don’t take them off either because cas looks so good in them and dean gives him a blowjob just like that ~

like, cookies? what cookies?

divachester:

i need someone to write me a fic where instead of dean’s jeans not quite fitting castiel because they’re too loose or whatever, cas can’t even pull the damn things up because he can’t make it past his meaty fucking thighs.

sensitivehandsomeactionman:

Jensen on filming in a real mine. (Yes, they spelled his name wrong.) My Bloody Valentine DVD special feature.

(via jensenackleseverything)

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

buttfuckingbrothers:

cas pressing his forehead against sam’s and running his thumbs over sam’s cheeks and giving him tiny pecks and flicking his tongue out playfully and rubbing their noses together and smiling into each other’s mouths and laughing at the scritch of stubble on cas’s face and and cas snuffling into sams neck at night (◡‿◡✿)

(via overachievious)

unfuckyourhabitat:

So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.

• Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.
• Unlike maintenance cleaning, we’re not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that we’re concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.
• Get prepared. You’ll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Don’t get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.
• Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise you’re marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no one’s friend. Keep hydrated, don’t forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure you’re physically doing OK.
• Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.
• Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.
• Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.
• Now it’s time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Don’t get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. We’re in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.
• Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!
• Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.
• Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.
• Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away that’s out and shouldn’t be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.
• Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
• Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you can’t.
• Walk outside of your house (don’t lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.
• If you’re being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area they’ll be focusing on.
• Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything you’ve missed so far.
• It’s an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Don’t leave it unattended or forget about it.
• Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.

You can do this. It’s overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.

Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.

(via selflubricatinganus)

worldturtling:

Read More

mishcollin:

It’s after a week of Castiel sulking and generally being miserable that Dean slaps down a piece of a paper and a pen on the kitchen table in front of him.

Castiel stares uncomprehendingly at it a moment then peers up at Dean. “What’s this?”

“You think being human sucks so bad? Fine. I’m gonna show you just how awesome it is.” Dean’s voice is forcedly optimistic, and Castiel knows that it’s for his own sake and is grateful. “Write down the top 5 things you want to learn as a human, and I’ll teach you how to do them.”

“You’re not serious.”

“Yup, I am.” Dean’s eyes brighten and he grins. “Hey, I can be like your, uh, your human Yoda.”

This, Castiel thinks, cannot go well.

Read More